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Mars Demotivational Poster

MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.

TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic ph**obomb!

Water on Mars -

TAGS: on mars nasa
Rating: 3.1/5

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moose - June 21, 2009, 4:20 pm
wow someone's trying to be smart.. just take the god d*** joke.
Erecrottod - May 25, 2009, 6:11 pm
Actually, this is the proof GLASS is on Mars. Water is on the Glass. Water does not touch Mars.
Arpaleggia - November 17, 2008, 7:35 pm
I see what you did there. Well done.

IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind

TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere

WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.

TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

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lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!

WHY MEN ARE THE SUPERIOR GENDER - Because we have Chuck Norris, end of discussion.

TAGS: gender mars
Rating: 2.9/5

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jibarocampesino - July 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
but woman got Xena
maoworks2 - July 6, 2012, 11:31 am
Chuck Norris Who ?

REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.

MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!

MARSHA BRADY - At 55 still hot

TAGS: marsha still would
Rating: 4.5/5

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ughomer - January 20, 2013, 8:36 am
Maureen McCormick Brady
Silverheart - January 19, 2013, 6:24 pm
Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!

RIP JAMES ARNESS - 1923 - 2011

TAGS: marshall dillon gunsmoke charlie chaplin
Rating: 4.44/5

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Airman - June 7, 2011, 3:19 pm
nope.. Festus died back in the early 90's. FYI, this song, SMILE, was written by Charlie Chaplin. Each year at the Oscars, they pay tribute to the actors/industry people who died in the last year.. and I think this is the song playing in the background
Brawler - June 4, 2011, 1:24 pm
Ah.. We will miss you, Zeb.. RIP James
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:20 am

love it. is festus still around am?
justme - June 4, 2011, 4:41 am


TAGS: mars
Rating: 4.37/5

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dslohand - August 23, 2012, 10:45 pm
Yes I see a speedway Gas station over here, and across the road a Walmart Galixy store. .....



TAGS: rerun mars rover intelligent life
Rating: 4.89/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:56 am
you can be so cruel and funny at the same time

COMMUNICATION - If men are from mars, and women are from Venus No wonder it’s so hard to stay in a relationship these days. I mean, how many long distance relationships really ever work out

TAGS: mars planet date women men
Rating: 4.5/5

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caveman - July 29, 2011, 9:18 pm
well that's the dream champ
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 5:29 pm
Did I forget to mention it took me 30 years to find the right one? Makes awesome bacon sammiches.
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:38 pm
you two are obviously the exception to the rule...
forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:21 pm
same with me.
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:07 am
Mine worked out! 5stars

MARS - There was once life on Mars Then there was Chuck Norris on Mars

TAGS: chuck norris mars
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:37 pm
I love it.

FEELING LAZY? - Wear a mask, dance, and sing. POOF,your laziness turns into a million dollars

TAGS: lazy bruno mars
Rating: 3.6/5

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mariand - May 29, 2012, 3:23 pm
M0?... is that you and your brothers?...lol

CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?


TAGS: burnt my marshmallows
Rating: 3.1/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 pm
ARSCH-mallows would have been a 5....
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:29 pm
Now the are definitely Stay Puffed...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:23 pm
In that case.......keep your junk out of the fire...2L

PRACTICAL JOKES - Even God likes to play them!

TAGS: face mars god practical jokes
Rating: 3.53/5

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Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 1:33 pm
By the looks of it, he isn't happy about something.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 8:05 pm
Great poster. I think man has already been here and he is the jokester.

EVIL MARSHMALLOW - It roasts boy scouts!

TAGS: evilmarshmallow
Rating: 1.36/5

Mars rover Curiosity -

Illegal Aliens -

TAGS: illegal alien spaceman mars
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2014, 6:56 am
Yeah, I do like this'n. Yessir.
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2014, 4:44 am
Needs to be a Christopher Columbus Guanahani Natives version!
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:36 pm

This is epic!~

STARBUCKS: Leading the way -

TAGS: mars water new discovery life
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - September 27, 2013, 11:41 am
I agree. They pretty much own everything already, including the politicians.
Cannabal - September 27, 2013, 4:45 am
"When mankind colonizes space, it'll be the corporations that own everything: The IBM Stellarsphere; the Microsoft Galaxy; Planet Starbucks." ~Jack, 'Fight Club'

Mars rover Curiosity -

Red Rover -

CAT POUCHES - For the Marsupial In Your Feline

ALIENS - No wonder we can't find life on Mars; they're all here on Earth.



TAGS: mars venus whatever
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - February 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Beautiful. *wipes tear; blows nose; looks*

SUNBLOCK - not a fast moving item on Mars

Visicous Pitbull -

TAGS: sloppy camera pitbull kisses marshmellow
Rating: 4.33/5

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vindicator - July 1, 2014, 2:18 pm
a pit, a rottie, a GSD, a dobie or a bear-theyre all big animals with big jaws & big bites. Duh. BTW, chihuahuas are #1 on the bite list
Zeitguy - June 30, 2014, 10:57 pm
A chihuahua attacks and you need a band-aide. A pit bull attacks you and you need a plastic surgeon or a mortician.
GaryO - June 30, 2014, 8:25 pm
MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:49 pm
Finally...we get to see the rest of Mr. Gary's face! Best you stop watching all those Miley Cyrus videos though. Nice poster vindy.


TAGS: and the clay people of mars
Rating: 4.23/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 15, 2010, 7:09 pm
time travel explains it. That was back in what 1939. I did not think rerun was that old.
rerun - October 15, 2010, 6:42 pm

I am the good looking one with the flowing beard.
Airman - October 15, 2010, 4:18 pm
I think Reruns doing some time travel.. Mods can do that you know
AdmiralAckbar - October 15, 2010, 3:40 pm
wow, that's an old picture. Is that rerun is holding the girl and the other guy is his father?
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 2:00 pm
hey is that rerun in there

TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST? TK-421, DO YOU COPY? - Apparently they never found the droids they were looking for...




TAGS: eddie mars dashboard jesus
Rating: 3.7/5

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SteveOh - March 15, 2011, 10:15 am
maybe shes an aussie. we drive on the left and have our wheel on the right (opposite the US)
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 12:29 am
Why is the steering wheel on the other side? Awwwww cute

WINTER - It's like the earth is feeling a little depressed.

TAGS: depression you are a loser and wont be as good as your brother mars
Rating: 3.44/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Fantastic poster. I was just talking with my wife about this subject. The effect the sun has on anything living is interesting.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:14 am
Jmac, the Tag is what makes this a real big win - 5 Poodles. Wish more pepz used tags to further their posters!

MARS MISSION 2030 - But we wanted to go to the moon...

TAGS: mars
Rating: 3/5

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Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:20 pm
Stop touching me. Mom he is touching me.
rerun - April 15, 2010, 8:54 pm

MrRandom - April 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
I swear to god if I have to come back there....
rerun - April 15, 2010, 8:45 pm

Are we there yet? Forseti keeps hitting me.

MARSUPIALS - A lot of baggage can fit in their pouches.

HIMARS - Because we CAN!!!

VALLES MARINERIS - Talk about your Martian sink holes. I would hate to be an explorer on Mars and have one of these things open up under me. That would just ruin the whole vacation.

TAGS: space mars valles marineris nasa
Rating: 2.14/5

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Crunk - March 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
Start the reactor!
Toussaint - March 4, 2009, 5:46 pm
That place is seven times deeper than the Grand Canyon!
woa... - March 4, 2009, 2:50 pm
is that the shadow of an imperial walker?

Authority -

Head Start -

TAGS: environmental conservationists head start mars
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 26, 2015, 12:49 am
Current Onion headline.